Where’s Sheppard?
Happy McKay Monday, Columbus Day, and… oh… look at that… happy birthday to me! :P
Today’s episode is Vengeance.
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DEX: Eyes straight ahead. Focus on me. Never ever look away from your enemy. It shows weakness. Are you weak?
McKAY: Uh, no.
DEX: Good. Then you’re ready?
McKAY: Um…
(He shifts his feet slightly to get into a better stance. Immediately Ronon screams ferociously and rapidly raises his stick over his head. Instinctively Rodney does the same, looking up at Ronon’s stick. Ronon immediately brings his stick around to the side and, before Rodney can defend himself, hammers him hard across the stomach. Rodney doubles up.)
DEX: McKay, what did I say? Don’t take your eyes off me.
(Rodney whimpers breathlessly.)
DEX: You’ve gotta anticipate the next move.
(Rodney continues to whimper.)
DEX: You alright?
(Rodney nods and coughs while giving him a weak thumbs-up.)
DEX: Alright, well, I’ll try to ease up so I don’t hurt you. (He pats Rodney’s shoulder.)
McKAY (weakly): Thanks.
DEX: You’re gettin’ better.
McKAY: Really?
DEX: No.
